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For all aop1980 fans who are planning to move to another country, here are some helpful tips for those unwary newbies…对于所有球迷谁aop1980计划转移到另一个国家,这里有一些有用的提示对那些不谨慎的新手...

1.?BRING A CARTON OR TWO OF CIGARETTES - That is, if you smoke.? 1 。 ?把一个或两个纸箱的香烟-也就是说,如果您吸烟。 ? In London a?full pack of cigs costs 4-5 pounds, roughly?$8-9.?在伦敦?全包cigs费用4-5磅,约? $ 8-9 。 ? If you buy them in a bar or somewhere in Central London, they will cost even more.?如果你买他们在酒吧或地方在伦敦市中心,他们将成本甚至更多。 ? Im sure it is the same in other big cities ie Turino (but probably not as bad).进出口确定它是相同的其他大城市如Turino (但可能不会一样糟糕) 。

2. 2 。 BRING NAVIGATION TOOLS - Maps are so incredibly useful when you are in a new place.?把导航工具-地图是如此难以置信的有用当你在一个新的地方。 ? They’re not that important if you’re just la la la sightseeing, but they come in quite handy other times?especially if you are running around a city trying to get to a job interview, apartment shopping, or if you get lost.?他们不是重要的,如果您刚拉啦啦观光,但他们在相当方便的其他时间?尤其是如果您运行的是围绕一个城市试图去面试,公寓购物,或者如果您丢失。 ? Also,?I have recently come to appreciate the utility of a compass.?此外, ?我最近体会到的效用一个罗盘。 ? Combined with a map, they are the nuts of Christ.?结合地图,他们是基督的坚果。 ? Sure, you can look at the sun and see what direction your shadow is pointing, but that is so 3000 BC.当然,你可以看看太阳,看看你的影子的方向指向,但如此公元前3000年。

3. 3 。 BRING WHATEVER ID’s AND PERSONAL DOCUMENTS YOU HAVE - Applying for a bank account, credit card, etc.,?is not as simple as in the States, where any?Mexican?can fill out a credit card application?for?the free?beer holder.?带来什么身份证和个人证件您已经-申请银行帐户,信用卡等, ?并不是这么简单,在美国,在那里吗?墨西哥?可以填写一张信用卡申请?呢?的自由?啤酒持有人。 ? Often times institutions will ask you for personal documents such as utility bills, bank statements, job acceptance letters, etc.?很多时候,机构将询问您的个人文件,如水电费,银行对账单,就业接受信件等? For students, your school documentation is usually sufficient to open a checking account.?对于学生,学校的文件通常是足够开放的支票帐户。 ? For non-students, the easiest thing to do is to go to an HSBC and apply for a Passport Account for a very small fee.?对于非学生,最容易的事情是去了汇丰银行和申请护照的帐户,一个非常小的费用。 ? In order to open a Passport Account, you will need a bank statement from your bank in the States, a proof of residence in the States (a valid driver’s license will do), and of course, duh, your passport.为了打开一个Passport帐户,您将需要银行从您的银行在美国,证明了居住在该国(一个有效的驾驶执照将这样做) ,当然,杜,你的护照。

4.?BE HAPPY WAITING TABLES OR WORKING AT A BAR - Getting a job at?a bar or restaurant is fairly easy (we have the Polish to thank for that), and they don’t require you to have a social security number, national insurance number, or whatever crazy number they use in that country, and you usually don’t need a bank account.? 4 。 ?很乐意等待工作表或在酒吧-找工作吗?一家酒吧或餐厅是相当容易(我们有波兰感谢的) ,他们并不需要你有一个社会安全号码,国家保险号码,或任何疯狂的,他们使用一些在该国,你通常并不需要一个银行帐户。 ? Getting an office job is far more complicated, and time consuming.?乘车办公室的工作是复杂得多,而且费时。 ? If you are looking for an office job, DON’T rely on your savings to hold you over until you find a good job!?如果您正在寻找一个办公室工作,不依赖于你的储蓄举行你,直到你找到一个好工作! Work in a bar to neutralize expenses until you find the job you want.?工作在酒吧抵消费用,直到找到您想要的工作。 ? Make this your FIRST priority, before going around partying and sleeping with hookers.使这一您的第一优先,然后到处聚会,同睡的妓女。

5. 5 。 BE CAREFUL WHAT DRUGS YOU TAKE - in Europe drugs seem to be more potent than in the US, with a lot of designer drugs floating around that are much more accessible than in the States.?请注意你的药物-在欧洲毒品似乎更有力的比在美国,有许多名牌毒品左右浮动是更容易比国。 ? I remember in Italy the Armenians would sell you hash mixed with bleach.?我记得在意大利,亚美尼亚将卖给你哈希混合漂白剂。 ? I didn’t bump into any crazy drugs in the Philippines, but I’m sure they are there.?我没有碰到任何疯狂的毒品在菲律宾,但我肯定他们在那里。 ? Be wary of what you take… they may be named after Saturday morning cartoon characters, but they will FUCK YOU UP!!!?警惕你是否...他们可能被命名后,星期六早上的卡通人物,但他们将你他妈的! ? It is recommended to have at least one responsible friend around to take care of you, and if he/she majored in chemistry, even better.建议至少有一个负责周围的朋友照顾你,如果他/她主修化学,甚至更好。

6. 6 。 KEEP ADDRESSES AND PHONE NUMBERS ON YOU - You will never know when you will get lost and stranded somewhere (ie getting on the wrong bus, waking up?in a crackhouse with your Doc Martens?missing, etc.).?靠右地址和电话号码对您-您将永远不会知道什么时候就会丢失和滞留某处(即获得上错车,醒了吗?在c rackhouse与您的文件马滕斯?失踪,等等) 。 ? It’s good to have a contact person, or know an address to tell a cab.?很高兴有一个联络人,或知道的地址告诉出租车。 ? Also, once you get to your new destination, make sure you find out and record all emergency numbers (ie police, ambulance, fire, etc.), cause dialing 911 will get you nowhere.?另外,一旦你到新的目的地,一定要找出并记录所有的紧急号码(即警察,救护,消防等) ,造成911拨号将让你一事无成。 ? Make sure you know your embassy’s number.?请确保您知道您大使馆的号码。 ? It’s also probably a good idea to let your embassy know you are in the country, so that if anyone reports you missing, Interpol will have your information readily at hand.?这也可能是一个好主意,让您的大使馆知道你是在该国,因此,如果任何人报告,您失踪,国际刑警组织将您的信息随时在手。 ?

7. 7 。 KEEP YOUR EYE OUT FOR FREE MONEY AND TAX BREAKS - Some governments will give a stipend to people who are unemployed, sometimes to foreigners, and if you’re in Europe, most often to any EU citizen.?保持你的眼睛进行免费的钱和减税-有些国家的政府将提供津贴的人谁是失业者,有时外国人,如果你在欧洲,最经常的任何欧盟公民。 ? Look out for tax breaks if you’re working part-time.?留意税收优惠如果你兼职。 ? In the UK, if you are working two part-time jobs, you will still get the tax breaks (a clever little loop hole?you can use to?stick it back to the Queen!).?在英国,如果你是工作两部分时间工作,你仍然会得到减税(一聪明的小环洞?您可以使用吗?坚持回女王! ) 。 ? A lot of bar/restaurant/hotel jobs also offer free accomodation and free/subsidized meals.?很多酒吧/餐厅/酒店的工作也提供免费住宿和免费/伙食补贴。 ? Great way to save a few bucks.伟大的方式以节省几块钱。

8. 8 。 MAKE A JOURNAL OF ALL YOUR EXPENSES - Money has a funny way of jumping out of your wallet without you noticing it… they are sneaky lil’ fuckers.?作出杂志您的所有费用-货币有一个有趣的方式跳出你的钱包没有你看见它. ..他们是狡猾的莉儿f uckers。 ? ?Keeping your books in your head DOES NOT WORK!!!? ?保持您的书籍在你的脑袋不工作! ? Write down all expenditures and keep all receipts.?写下所有支出和保留所有收据。 ? From this, you can calculate your average weekly expenses, and know exactly where the money is going.?从这一点,你可以计算出您平均每周的开支,并确切地知道那里有钱去。 ? This way, you can kick yourself in the ass TWICE for buying that pair of shoes you knew you didn’t need.这样,您就可以踢自己的屁股两次购买的一双鞋你知道你并不需要。

9. 9 。 BE PREPARED FOR MAJOR LIFESTYLE CHANGES - Living conditions are a little more archaic in Europe and other countries, so be prepared to live with dinky refridgerators, no dryers, no dishwashers,?no outlets in the bathrooms, toilets that don’t work, no air-conditioners, no?free nights and weekends?on your phone plan, no 24-hour supermarkets, and no free refills at McDonald’s.?准备重大改变生活方式-生活条件,多一点古老的欧洲和其他国家,以便准备生活袖珍r efridgerators,没有烘干机,没有洗碗机, ?没有分店在浴室,厕所没有工作,没有空调,不是吗?无夜和周末?您的手机计划,没有24小时超市,并没有免费的免费麦当劳。 ?

10. 10 。 BRING?A BIG PADLOCK OR GET A SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX - You will want to store your valuables (ie passport, money, documents, laptop, etc.) in a safe place.?实现?大那里或申请一个保险箱-您需要将存储您的贵重物品(如护照,金钱,证件,笔记本电脑等) ,在安全的地方。 ? If you live in an apartment building that offers a safety deposit box, use it.?如果你住在一座公寓楼,提供保险箱,使用它。 ? Else, get your own, or use a padlock on your closet.?否则,你自己的,或使用挂锁的壁橱里。 ? Don’t worry about looking like a paraniod freak to your roomies… better to be a freak than a chump.不要担心看起来就像paraniod反常到您的室友...更好地成为一个怪物比嚼。

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