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Recent studies have shown that cold mountain air may have ill effects on afros.??Scientists?deduce that?due to?the low temperature and air pressure, the drudging humdrum of everyday mountain life permeates through the air and withers the cuticles of what would otherwise be healthy fabulous afro.? Consider the follow subject -

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Young Taylor has spent the past 4 years in the rugged ranges of Colorado, studying computer science and hunting wolverines.? Before this man migrated to nowhere nowhere land, he posessed the most magnificent bush on his noggin, that?stood 2 feet high, and could only be rivaled by Moses on a bad hair day.? As you can see, the merciless Colorado air has sucked all the life out of young Taylor’s radiant bush, and has left it limp as a wet farret.

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Here is young Taylor today, back in Washington DC.? The warm climate seems to be doing him well.? The bush is slowly regaining its strength with the warm hickory air of Virginia.? It measures a healthy 4 inches, a big improvement over its pathetic existence in Colorado.? Notice all the “good vibes” emanating from the fro.? Evidence clearly shows that afros react positively to warmer climates, brisket sandwiches, and DC pollution.

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Will further update when more information is collected.

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