Wed 30 Aug 2006
Since peaceluvbug is out there in the Swissland also known as Switzerland, I thought I’d share will all of you this story I cam across. Apperently, Swiss hikers are horny for cows, so new laws had to be put in place.
Keep your distance. Avoid eye contact. And even if it looks cute, never hug a Swiss cow.
Responding to numerous ?reports of unpleasant meetings between hikers and cattle? along Switzerland?s picture-perfect Alpine trails this summer, the Swiss Hiking Federation has laid down a few ground rules.
?Leave the animals in peace and do not touch them. Never caress a calf,? according to the group?s guidance, posted on the Web site www.swisshiking.ch.
Full story, mooooo!
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August 30th, 2006 at 8:02
ewwwwwww!!!! hahhahaha funniest thing i’ve heard in a while!!
August 30th, 2006 at 18:00
Hahaha damn swiss people!
August 30th, 2006 at 19:59
My gosh your parents will be shocked that they sent you to those cow-molesting people!
August 30th, 2006 at 21:03
ewwwwwwwwwwwww first it was horses now cows!
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