Fuse Not-So-Real-But-Could-Be Celebrity News
Famous-people-stuff will help make your Friday (and any workday for that matter) go by much, much smoother.
Here is a sample headline and story:
Jessica Simpson is Disabled by her Breasts
Pop singer/movie star, Jessica Simpson, has revealed that she was prevented from following her dream of becoming a gospel singer by her enormous breasts. Simpson was asked not to sing solos in church because the men in the congregation found her giant boobs to be a distraction. Simpson told the press, “I always felt they disabled me from what I wanted to do.” In the stunned silence that followed, she continued, saying, “Now, I own them. They’re like wearing a great necklace. You can’t pay for that sort of accessory – though I know people do. But they never look as good at the real ones.” No Word yet as to why God hates big boobs.
Thanks you Becks!
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My name is Anil, a traveler and travel enthusiast. I created foXnoMad to connect with other travelers, discover their world, and share what I’ve learned about mine.
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No picture? Thanks Anil. We get a picture of you hanging off a motorcylce, and we have to imagine Jessica Simpsons breast. You are slacking!
No picture? We get one of you hanging off a motorcyle, and we have to imagine Jessica Simpson’s breast. Thanks a whole hell of a lot. Besides, Jessica Simpson couldnt even memorize the words to 9-5 for the Dolly Parton Benefit – DOLLY PARTON MEMORIZED IT AND HER BREASTS ARE WAAAAAY BIGGER!!! GOT YA THERE JESSICA!
haha, I had meant to put a picture up – musta had too much wine while typing this one
here is the updated & breasted picture!
…besides the pictures of me are for the ladies – me hanging off a motorcycle drives them wild